The real 'Simple Life'

Paris Hilton's humanitarian career has been put on hold. The leggy socialite was supposed to visit Rwanda as part of her post-prison promise to do some good with her celebrity. Now, that trip will have to wait.
Let's all give Paris a hand for trying to do some good, but I wish they could film her upcoming trip for a version of "The Simple Life" without the faux set-ups and silly sound effects. That reality show was more staged than Michael Jackson's MTV kiss with then-wife Lisa Marie Presley.